Weekend stories...

I heard the funniest story this weekend and I just have to share it with as many people as possible. My former employer’s son now works for the company and, apparently, while at a happy hour, the owner of the company told this story about his son. They were in Portugal (they think) with a hockey league and it was the kid’s turn to be hazed so the guys stripped him down, made him dress in women’s panties and a bra, tied him to a chair and set him up in the elevator for a ride to the lobby. So here this kid is, in panties and a bra, tied to a chair and stuck in the elevator. He manages to get his hands free and hops off the elevator before it gets to the lobby. Then he decides he’ll just take the stairs back up to his floor but he discovers that the doors on the stairwell are locked from the inside and the only way he can get out is to go all the way down the stairs and outside. So, here’s this kid, in panties and a bra, running around outside the hotel, trying to get back in and back to his floor w/o anyone the wiser but it’s the middle of the night and the lobby doors are locked and the only way to get in is w/a room key and, failing that, id…neither of which he has…he, he, he. Can’t you just see it? He had to get the desk clerk to call his room so someone could come down and identify him so he could get back into the hotel.